❤When God closes a door, He opens a window.❤
me when my friends are sad:basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad:ok
Reasons to date me:We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week.



If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit”

Mom: You’re grounded

Me: Listen here you little shit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via biscuitbaabe)

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